This Week in Tech

– The future is flying cars! (Or not-flying cars, perhaps holes in the ground.)
– Apple’s new MacBooks suffering from thermal throttling – is it the end for Intel?
– Google hit with $5 billion fine by EU for Android shenanigans.
– Will Fuschia be Google’s one OS to rule them all?
– EU works on new laws of robotics.
– Google Translate starts spouting prophesy.
– Jeff Bezos is the richest man in history, but still gets his own hoagies.
– Elon Musk settles his farting unicorn feud.